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quotes you might see on a bikers signature, on a website, bumper sticker...these were submitted by our online users.



"If you're in trouble, 95% of the time more throttle fixes the problem, the other 5% it just ends the suspense."

"Sure a woman can fake an orgasm, but a man can fake an entire relationship!"

"You never see a motorcycle parked outside of a psychiatrists office."

"3 things you never loan your biker buddies...your dirtbike, your street bike or your lady. They always wanna throw a rod in er."

"It's not premarital sex if you don't plan to marry the chick!"

"Dress to Slide, not to Ride..."

"Capable of evading high speed pursuits"

"I only do what the little voices in my head tell me to do"

"Life is Tough...Life is ToughER when you're stupid" - John Wayne

"You can't fix Stupid!" - Ron White

"Nekkid Riders, is that for kids?" - Randon Hamburg Resident

"Did you see Spiderman come through here?!" - THP

"Friends understand your past, believe in your future, and love you just the way you are..."

"Those you chose to surround yourself with define the person you are..."

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